This is why you kids today are so terrible, you’re too damned spoiled! Working kid-sized robot mecha

Back in my day, we didn’t have dads who would take two seconds away from their factory jobs and their Michelobs to build us fancy working ride-in robots, we had to do that shit ourselves! You know what you get when you round up a bunch of kids from the hood and pair them with stolen shopping cart parts, moldy cardboard boxes and rusty corrugated steel? You get accidental amputations, not this shit:

In all seriousness, this mecha was built by Sakakibara, a Japanese company that makes things like these? Still, the sheer availability of such items screams that this is why kids today are the absolute worst. Man-man still walks with a limp, but his character is stronger for it.

via Geekologie.com