Want to make your lazy drunkenness even lazier and drunkenness…y…er? Install a Bottom’s Up tap in your couch or armchair!

Behold, a marvel of inebriation facilitation technology, the Bottom’s Up home unit, which fits into the armrest of your favorite recliner or sofa:

This neat gadget works by utilizing special cups to fill from the bottom, allowing for a faster pour, because if you used a regular top-fill tap, you’d be wasting precious seconds you could be using to wharf down bacon-fried nachos. ‘MURICA!!!!

via Thrillist.com