*WHOMP* David S. Goyer is NOT directing a live-action “Hellsing” film, apparently Asim Ahmad is full of shit

I should’ve known. Instinct was telling me something, which is why I posted Ahmad’s picture when I first reported that a live-action Hellsing movie was in the works. I mean, does that look like the guy who’d be a plausible Alucard? NO.

io9 reports that while Ahmad has indeed written a script for a live-action Hellsing movie, David S. Goyer absolutely did not agree to direct, unlike what Ahmad’s co-producer, Stefanie Levina, would have us believe. Apparently, this guy is good for generating rumors about himself being attached to prime projects which turn out to be untrue.

Kids, the moral of the story is, never, ever trust what comes out of this man’s mouth.

This man is a liar.
This man is a liar.